clowned64 asked:
favorite fact about Scotland
ayeforscotland answered:
We invented sex.
bro how
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ALTsometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
fan function: i want to solve the canon for X
fan friction: i want to add X to canon
fan fraction: i want to divide the canon by zero
[ID: a Mastodon post by Ethan Schoonover, made January 20, 2023 at 06:30.
“The cat just went over to the HomePod mini on my desk, meowed at it, and Siri said “sure here is some music for you” and the cat perched on the window sill listening to Garbage and Elliott Smith. I just want to know how long this has been going on.”
Below the text is a picture of a tabby cat perched on the window sill, looking outside, with the HomePod on the desk behind it. /end ID]
part of a thing i did for @sttermsofservice (don’t ask how this is for a tos zine i promise it makes sense)
